Tyler: How did you spend over $100 at Target today? You just dropped $200 there last weekend.
Me: I bought these plates for Guinevere…um, tampons…notebooks for school…
Me: A winter coat.
Tyler: A winter coat? You have like a million of those.
Me: I have two, and one is 3/4 sleeves.
Tyler: That isn’t a winter coat.
Me: Okay, then I had one, and it was bright yellow, so I could basically never wear it. But this one was black and 50% off. And its nice. I can wear it with my suits and stuff.
Tyler: Suits? You don’t wear suits. You work from home now.
Me: I could wear a suit.
Tyler: You don’t wear suits.
Dude, I’m even wearing pantyhose.